This is my Rat-Trike from Belarus!
- Dozer

TECH SHEET (TECH SH*T?):
ASS(ASS!)EMBLER: 'SPOC' (secret works of ULP organization), Soligorsk, Belarus
MAIN DONOR (650cc air-cooled opposed twin, gear-box, fork, front wheel and less visible parts): Dnepr-11
FRAME: designed by Ducati specialists for two bottles of vodka
REAR SUSPENSION: never!
REAR AXLE: Lada VAZ-2106
REAR WHEELS: Opel (The car’s owner has not noticed disappearance yet.)
DRIVESHAFT: modificated with additional joint
REAR BRAKE: hydraulic
FRONT BRAKE: never!
SEAT: hand made (filled with hair of virgins)
HEADLIGHTS: anti-fog lights from humble that’s why anonymous asian manufacturer
HORN: demon-frightening ultrasonic klaxon
FUEL CAPACITY: one bucket (nowadays it’s so expensive!) PAINT: from can
MAX. SPEED: n/a (for over 70km/h the ass may break into pieces!)
BEER: a lot
CREATED TO THE ACCOMPANIMENT OF RAMMSTEIN & THE UNB
more pictures: www.moto.by/oppozit/bike24.html

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